So there’s this stupid saying regarding blondes teasing and brunettes pleasing. I’ve attempted to do the proper research and while I will admit, I’ve come across plenty of fun blondes I do think that brunettes are just more giving. If you catch my drift. But in all honesty I think it’s extremely hilarious how girls will fight me on this. I’ve had my fair share of both and will readily admit that when it comes down to it, brunettes are up to the task on hand. And for what it’s worth, I’ve found that my heart has been broke, well at least in a technical sense, way more by blondes then brunettes.

The other thing, what is it about blondes that makes them all think they’re fucking hot? I don’t get this. Just because you have bleach blonde fake hair doesn’t mean you’re hot. Don’t take pictures of yourself in a mirror, and please stop layering on the makeup. The more makeup you have doesn’t make you hotter. Actually quite the opposite. For me it just establishes how fake you are. Fake hair, fake tan, fake makeup. Just stop trying. Be natural would you please? What’s so wrong with being the person you were supposed to be? I’m not trying to sound like a hater, more trying to let you realize that you’re already fine the way you are. You don’t need to change your appearance no matter what people say.

I don’t think a hair color really defines someone. Granted I think I’d look quite hilarious with a Ken Doll Esq. set of gold locks but for you women, just be comfortable with who you are. My honest opinion, all women are beautiful. Even the red heads, haha we’ll get to that one day. But honestly, give yourselves credit where credit is due. You’re stunning, and beautiful creatures. Just act accordingly. Be smart, sexy, and confident. This will get you any guy you want. You don’t have to change the way you look because of what you, someone else, or society says you should. That’s just stupid. Be comfortable in your own skin.

Wow do I feel like I’ve gone off on one giant tangent. But it all applies. Listen ladies, there’s some guys who like blondes and some guys who like brunettes. Stereotypes as they are, no need to play into them. I’m more into brunettes that’s for sure. But that’s not to say that I won’t date blondes. It’s just that blondes are like a yield sign for me. I tap my breaks and if you’re cool, I’ll roll right through. Moral of the story here folks is that don’t let a physical characteristic dictate who you date. You’ll definitely learn to regret that. So just be who you are, and look for what you will in people but don’t discriminate based on the color of hair. Plus blondes tease, brunettes please, but red heads have all the fun!